Casino Royale came out of no where and blew everyone away. Many have said this is the best bond film since Goldfinger and I tend to agree with them. That's not going to stop me from making light of it though. Or at least I'm going to try. This time we start at 1 eastern.
:36 the first bond film without the barrel shot at the opening. as a long time bond fan that is really disorienting
1:37 a taste for the theatrical??
2:12 so it takes two kills to be promoted to 00 status? is that assigned kills or just random murder. I would totally murder someone to be a double 0
2:58 craig's face looks like it's going to slide off there. watch that buddy
3:40 the origin of the barrel shot. fucking awesome
4:08 the graphic of this opening are some of the best the franchise has ever seen. to bad the song isn't quite up to snuff. it's not bad just not great
5:00 also another thing that makes this opening sequence great. it's not naked women all over the place. finally a bond film i can show to a girl and not have to feel embarresed.
6:48 i do like the chorus though. "you know my name" it's bad ass
7:45 political issues in africa is something that the bond franchise has never even acknowledge up to this point
8:25 Le chiffe is a nerd.
9:09 and he's an idiot. as soon as he gets this very dangerous mans money he starts spending it
10:30 rookie spys always fucking things up
11:08 PARKOUR!!!
11:31 bond's personal motto. when in doubt overkill the shit out of it. example. when chasing someone that knows parkour use a bulldozer
12:35 i can guarentee these construction workers are not getting paid enough to actually try and help catch this guy
13:37 this is why casino is so great. classic stunt work.
13:54 lol, bond is pissed and just throws the gun back at him
14:41 bond has to be thinking "this spry little fucker"
15:20 that's not even fair bouncing around like that
15:36 BOND SMASH!!
17:07 ruthless bond is ruthless
17:56 how taught these guys how to shoot. the indiscriminate academy
19:04 James Bond, human wrecking crew
19:51 fancy but not fucking ridiculous
21:30 poor moneypenny it seems she has been replaced by an intern
24:05 finally a really good scene with judi dench as M
24:26 we learn more about bond in this scene then most films put together
25:55 bond's villain sense is tingling
27:06 everyone in the theatre are thinking the same thing as bond. "fucking wreck his car"
28:40 detective bond is detecting
29:45 she is eye fucking bond so hard right now
31:23 lol, M is confused by bond's magic powers. he's a wizard you know
32:57 she seems slightly over dressed compared to everyone else
33:43 you see what we are not being shown here is that they have only been playing for ten minutes and bond has already amassed that stack of chips
35:30 as usual the reboot has the astin marin in it. again
37:07 this dude will not take responsiblity for anything he does. no wonder he has a gambling problem
38:10 i'll admit it. i have a slight man crush on Daniel craig
39:58 and that's why i like craig bond the most. he gets the info without fucking them and goes straight to the job
40:56 such an odd exhibit. is this suppose to be art or a museum
41:44 this dude is good. he got the drop on bond
43:51 it's funny how bond's skill set doesn't not include following someone discreetly
45:26 clever bond is clever
45:45 of course Mi6 uses google. they are only a supreme inteligence agency
48:31 bond really is like a mini hulk. you just can't stop him.
49:50 those poor peoples luggage. i feel your pain
51:13 "that was fun, LETS DO IT AGAIN!"
52:20 "EVERYONE QUICK RUN IN CIRCLES FOR NO REASON"
53:40 sadistic bond enjoys blowing people up
54:37 there is one reason to hate bond. he gets a lot of beautiful women killed
55:22 Q BRANCH! i knew you were in the movie somewhere
57:10 i'm sure they could find a better player than bond he can't be that good
58:01 where is montenegro i'm curious
58:15 don't tease me like that just have a character named moneypenny thank you very much
1:00:00 a battle of wits with a female character? in a bond film? you don't say.
1:00:52 i would like to think vespers break down in mostly true
1:02:57 broadchester, you know in the moore era i wouldn't put it past them
1:04:30 classic burn
1:05:00 i'm not a car guy but that thing is a thing of beauty
1:07:36 eva green looks weird without her eyeliner. it's only because i rarely see her without it on
1:08:43 spiffy
1:09:51 FELIX!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU FELIX LIETER
1:10:10 this guy is really happy about being a banker
1:10:55 i agree that they should be playing backarat and not texas hold'em but i honestly don't care enough to argue
1:13:49 i can't really write anything about a poker game
1:14:48 bond could poop on the table and everyone would wipe out some spoons and have a bite
1:16:27 alright mr. frenchmen with your french mustache i will obey you
1:18:14 it's like she's never seen a gun before
1:19:54 that dude has some really keen eyesight. he fucking loves carrots
1:20:58 she's not a fighter but she's helpful. dove right in there. I'm so proud
1:21:25 there's red on you
1:22:45 ohhhhh personal burn
1:23:14 you are ruining a perfectly good dress. stop that
1:24:39 that's not masscara that's superglue that happens to not be white.
1:26:05 poor le chiffre "i just want to go home to my mommy"
1:27:23 yeah thanks mathus, we can hear you!
1:27:47 poor felix, he's not that great of a poker player
1:29:36 see bond doesn't have to be right all the time. he's still human
1:30:46 mumble-core bond mumbles
1:31:37 see overkill bond. lose poker game, stab a bitch
1:32:37 lol, we're america we don't need money....oh wait
1:33:30 you know when the villain is desperate when he starts poisioning people
1:34:39 the way this is shoot i almost expected a butler to show up and start telling bond to kill his children
1:35:30 see just enough gadgetry to be called a bond film
1:36:47 "made in america....fuck"
1:38:30 he's like fucking houdini!
1:40:15 this is some intense staring action
1:42:44 A 500 THOUSAND DOLLAR TIP!!!!
1:46:41 not the car. anything but the car
1:47:29 they knew exaclty were that bug was.
1:48:20 this isn't a very good torture dungeon. le chiffre is second rate it must be a hand me down
1:49:28 this is how le chiffre tells other men he gay and asks them out on dates
1:51:11 leave it to bond to start quiping while being tortured
1:53:13 if i was torturing somone i still wouldn't cut off their balls.
1:53:50 poor le chiffre he probably has one of the most anti climatic deaths of the franchise
1:54:48 it's a national day of mourning for bond's balls
1:55:42 uh tazer in your back
1:56:46 bond's balls don't work but he'll still lash two sticks together and make a splint for his dick to get an erection
1:58:28 she looks like someone just told her she had cancer
1:59:32 sentimental bond is sentimental
2:00:00 and that was the day bond got an erection again and all the angels in heaven rejoiced
2:01:30 you see this is actually the story of how bond was never a sucker ever again
2:02:35 bond is actually writing his gilligans island fan fic right now. a three hour tour that ended with a shark pit and a nuclear bomb disposal
2:05:20 we get it guys. they love each other. time to move on
2:05:58 BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMMMMMM!
2:07:44 if anyone you see is carrying a silver suitcase rob them immediately. it's full of cash
2:08:58 bond did come to the decision to kill vesper pretty quickly
2:10:41 Do you need a house and or mansion destroyed completely in under five mintues? Perhaps an office building or secret lair? Then the man to call is James Bond! the number is 1800he'll fuck your shit up. That's 1800 he'll fuck your shit up
2:12:38 really a nail gun. that's not even going to slow him down
2:13:37 could all of venice be destroyed like this? seems unsafe. no wonder everyone gets around in boats
2:14:27 it takes a lot of will to drown yourself.
2:15:15 movie cpr. you can't escape it. even in the good movies
2:16:16 he likes to watch. creep
2:17:24 "you've learnt your lesson. B is for Betrayel. C is for Bloody Cunt
2:19:33 P is for really fucking Painful
2:2008 the music punch in here is great.
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