As the third of the Brosnan Bond's The World is not Enough is often looked down about about it's random nature. Personally I still don't believe its a bad film just an average bond film. We start at 2 eastern.
1:11 eventually bond is going to learn not to use his own name
1:26 lol he means her breasts.
2:26 this is the unfair part. no one knows about bond's gadgets it's just cheating now.
3:37 whatever those guys are saying out there they are pissed!
5:05 cigar burn
6:02 at this point M and Bond are just drinking buddies
7:15 well this is going to wreck havoc on M's monthly budget
8:07 why was Q building this boat on the third floor. wouldn't you want to build it in i don't know a dock
9:50 bond don't give no shit about your machine gun!
10:13 why the hell is this chick armoured to the teeth?!
11:08 you know i just realized that brosnan started the whole tie straightening thing. i always attributed it to all the bonds
13:19 i do think the main problem with this film is the pacing. this opening sequence is very much the evidence of this
16:07 the song is ok but i do think the sequence itself is fairly imaginative
17:42 with a name like elektra there's no way she's evil
18:30 i do like the fact that M is more of a character in this film instead of the boss that shows up at the bookends of the film
19:24 "in return i'll give you some of the sex time"
19:40 and it works. fuck you bond fuck you
20:38 poor Q he's finally gone senile. there is no way that's a fishing boat
21:05 honestly there isn't a better person i can think of than John Cleese to replace Q
22:52 it was a fitting last scene for Q. it's nice to see that Bond actually cares for him almost in a father figure kind of why
24:10 wow the exchange rates in '99 were awfully stable
24:56 lol at this point that's not even a threat. M actually suggests to bond to go off the reservation all the time
26:19 THE FUTURE!!
27:16 it's an interesting concept on a villain i will say that
28:03 CATFIGHT!
29:00 I have always felt that oil drillers are like fat kids in a donut shop. "GIVE IT TO ME"
29:24 and there is no way that buzz saw helicopter will not show up again
31:06 well that was easy
32:19 this is obviously a hard hat area. this film is stretching my suspension of disbelief
33:22 this chick is not a great actor but she is trying. i can at least appreciate that
33:46 bond? know how to ski? no! there's no way
34:20 i kind of doubt that a company would allow their ceo do shit like this. it's an unsurveyed ski slop
35:46 guys in black masks, snow mobiles on parachutes? SUPER BADGUY'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
36:50 again are these things made out of solidified gasoline?
38:14 bond you got to learn to time your quips. if they are negated a second later you didn't get any milage out of them
39:52 "everything all right....no not really...yeah we're going to die"
41:32 this is why i do like this film. it's more of a traditional bond film than even goldeneye
43:27 bond you perve. there's no reason for you to really have those glasses on
44:22 i love valentine. he's a bad guy without being a threat
46:19 so that guy was just getting thrown out then. yeah that always happens in an upper class casino
47:30 an editor out there somewhere should have deleted that line.
48:26 bond is actually trying not to sleep with a woman. he must have gotten kicked in the balls and is still sore. there is no other reason that could even be possible
49:45 at this point henchmen shouldn't be killed because bond screwed with them. that's just unfair
50:50 and he still sleeps with her. one day. one fucking day
51:41 we fucking get it their having sex together!
53:03 what other gadgets does bond have on him that are hidden like that? perhaps a money clip that turns in to a rifle?
54:48 poor dude. he just got a promotion
55:55 is there a situation bond can't fake his way through?
56:18 bond doesn't know it yet but he's actually going to a hair growth for men convention
58:11 wow. denise richards sucks. i forgot. she is really bad
59:28 ummmmmmmm...neither of them speak good russian. and i don't need to know russian to realize that
1:01:52 do not bluff a man with a gun to your head. you're being just stupid
1:04:36 stop defieying the laws of pychics bond. no one thinks your cool
1:06:38 that is a cool moment. not the dialog but bond shooting the glass
1:07:30 so the guys that made gta say hi
1:08:14 that was the slowest moving explosion i have ever seen
1:09:45 and M brings an army with her. right? right? ...yeah you'd think so
1:12:52 so M brought two guys and one of them is bond. great plan M
1:13:47 well it's blinking red. that usually means something is wrong
1:14:57 ok that confirms it. denise richards single handedly made this a pretty good bond film to a low tier bond film
1:17:30 thanks denise that's what bond just fucking said
1:18:52 "you know because we have sensors that can detect human life"
1:20:42 shut denise. your words are like dog vomit. nobody wants to see it
1:22:20 "i'm so happy to see you. now we can kill people together"
1:23:27 but bond will save M. it feels like the film is trying to get at something. i'll get back to you on that
1:25:26 to bad he can't feel or get an erection
1:27:20 is she sticking that ice cube into her....never mind, i'll be back in a little bit
1:29:34 oh look it's the buzz saw helicopter that i saw earlier that i thought in no way would come back and bond would have to destroy
1:30:46 i hate helicopter boss fights
1:32:32 ok these guys are just having fun now. they don't even care about bond
1:34:41 ugh, that's nothing but fish eggs. fucking disgusting
1:36:19 really a insurance company joke. this movie is filled with them ugh
1:37:40 even denises character is useless at this point. couldn't have bond let her get chopped in half by the buzz saw helicopter
1:39:22 really M couldn't have gotten that. there was is a lot of stuff in that room
1:39:41 you see macguyver is M's nephew
1:42:15 yeah to bad you're going to die and not enjoy any of it
1:42:59 denise richards just looks bored. or confused as to why she is there. either way she still sucks
1:44:22 a classic torture scene. kick ass
1:45:14 well she was a good villain until she started monologuing. isn't that how it usually goes though
1:48:02 goodbye valentine. we'll miss you
1:50:07 in the end bond is a killer. that's what makes him tragic. he can't be anything else
1:51:51 so this sub has a nuclear rod making machine. i'm really questioning the science here
1:55:53 you know never mind all the radiation. i brought sunscreen.
1:57:24 the lesson here? never trust denise richards to do anything
1:58:27 no fucker! let her die!
1:59:43 he is james bond. lying is what he kind of does
2:00:15 there is nothing phalic about this at all
2:01:19 yeah i know he can't feel pain, that really looks like it hurts.
2:02:42 "oh and never mind i've been a stupid bitch"
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