Well it's seven years since Licence to Kill and the franchise, in many eyes, was dead in the water. Welcome to one of the early versions of the reboot. GoldenEye is considered by many to be one of the best Bond films and changed the way people look at Bond for the next two decades. Lets have some fun. We start at 2 eastern.
:13 back to the old logo, interesting
:23 i always thought brosnan had the best pose in the barrel shot
1:05 even in '95 stunt men were actually doing stunts instead of fucking cgi dolls
2:33 really all i can think of right now is the n64 game
3:21 there are a lot of hero shots here showing off brosnan on bond it's like the filmmakers are saying "hey, hey, he's bond right?"
4:09 i do like brosnan's dry delievery of the quips. he's much more cynical
5:25 brosnan's hair is a little too big. it looks like he's wearing a helmet
6:03 DO NOT RUN TOWARDS THE MAN WITH THE MACHINE GUN!
6:36 Ah russians and being all russiany
7:39 hardcore villain's don't fuck around don't shoot means don't shoot
8:47 with the second ext. shot i'm really confused on the logistics of this complex how did diving into a dam get them at the top of a moutain
10:14 this was smart. instead of having bond talk a lot they let his actions speak. i now know bond is a bad ass
11:07 i personally believe that this song is one of the best bond theme's in the franchise
13:18 "we have the austin martin, see, see! he's bond now right?"
13:50 jesus '80's music is desperately crawling out of it's cave and into this movie
14:34 did the composer discover a keyboard that day because he's sure as hell not using different instruments
15:51 why doesn't jean gray just use her telekentic powers and win the race
16:57 classic bond doesn't even hesitates to get laid
18:48 lol he means sex
19:17 "it's the scene from Dr. No. see! see! he's bond right!?"
20:31 there are so many phalic images and inneaudo's going on here that i'm afraid they'll break the space time continuem
21:48 nothing says fancy like people actually clapping at a mime show
22:57 hooray moneypenny has an actual job again
23:32 lol i just realized that this is the first actual sex scene in the bond franchise. they always cut away. and of course someone dies in it.
24:26 so she likes to kill men when they are in her vagina? that's not creepy.
26:40 men are so easily distracted
27:43 and there is goes. goodbye experimental helicopter. we'll miss you
28:47 ah alan cumming you're so cheeky
29:27 if they're russian shouldn't they be speaking russian in russia
30:24 oh that makes two mutants in the same bond film. just realized that.
32:17 space division? ummmmm ok that seems like it's making the whole space thing a little trivial
33:08 fuck villain model making i want to be a safe maker now
33:47 i never bought the concept that a villain is more evil when they actually recieve sexual pleasure from killing people. it's too easy
35:26 "yup it's coffee just had to make sure"
36:58 sick burn! these two have really good chemistry together
37:58 Judi Dench is the most badass M the franchise has ever had.
38:52 sick american burn!
40:14 it was a sad day for tv monitors everywhere. a day that will live in infamy
42:42 this is cool and all but you know i am here to see a bond film. not a random chick in russia film
44:48 you see the only reason bond could even tell there was someone alive because he's female love interest sense was tingling. a goddman superman that bond is
45:44 can you believe that this is the second M office ever in the franchise.
46:56 the dynamic here is what makes a good chunk of the modern age of bond films. Dench fucking makes this
49:58 i love we know and you know situations. they're so dickish in nature
50:37 it's nice to see Q as always
52:03 what exaclty determines the class of grenade?
53:17 don't trust him bond! he was a villain two movies ago
54:36 he should be felix goddamn it.
56:04 it says IBM on the sign so i know it's a computer store. thanks movie
56:41 she would make a great spy
59:03 "the candles blew out, i'm in danger!"
59:58 hi minnie driver, how are you doing?
1:01:07 i'm enjoying all the subtext in this film so far. Bond is an ancient idea from a different time
1:03:11 a lot of back story here that i can't keep up with.
1:03:58 can't bond just relax for five fucking minutes. always henchmen fucking up his shit
1:05:24 this is one of teh oddest fights i have ever seen
1:07:08 welcome to creepy russian statue emporium! half off sale
1:08:28 see this is why goldeneye is one of the best. 006 is the darkness inside bond. it makes the story personal and meaningful. a singluar opponent bond must fight
1:10:40 oh uh dart in your neck
1:11:11 you know bitch instead of just yelling you could come up with your own plan
1:12:12 someone watched die hard 2
1:12:35 so no one stuck around to make sure they died
1:14:31 cue sad sack music for sad sack story
1:15:45 bond misses goldfinger. at least they could have a decent conversation before threats.
1:17:08 well then. dead bodies. well fuck. who is cleaning all this up now?'
1:17:57 what is he using electric bullets? there is no way there should be sparks like this
1:19:35 stupid women always falling through holes in the floor
1:20:25 classic bond. when in doubt overkill
1:21:03 Fast and the furious: Tank drifting. if you ain't outa control you ain't in control
1:21:52 seriously do russian's even have seat belts
1:22:57 blues brothers: the russian remake
1:24:05 they just don't do shit like this anymore. fucking awesome and with the bond theme blaring in the back ground. fucking awesome
1:27:50 never play chicken with bond. he will either win or cheat
1;29:14 sean bean is such a great villain. i believe that he feels that he's already won
1:30:58 "what are you doing? woman usually shreek in fright about now"
1:32;31 boris has the worst passwords
1:33;55 "i'm willing to have sex with you now even though there was nothing romantic between us since we met"
1:36:09 I like this guy but his name should really be felix
1:36:57 so bond gets a new car and it doesn't get it's own action scene lame
1:38:57 do we really need a fire place shot. this is the bond franchise we have moved on from that
1:39:56 and they have sex again. i don't think we needed that
1:41:24 and now you've given your self away. good job bad guys
1:44:13 and then jean grey dies and becomes the phoenix and kills everyone
1:46:25 you know the water has to go somewhere
1:49:52 was bond just bro raped there? those russians seemed to enjoy it
1:51:30 did IBM sponser this film or something. their sticker is on everything
1:51:50 someone watched die hard
1:52:53 006 makes some really good points here. some actual character work in a bond film? you don't say.
1:54:23 so he's typing with one hand. damn he's pretty good
1:55:42 bond you lucky ass hole
1:57:47 these guns sound awefully plasticy
1:58:50 finally a villain that can actually fight bond hand to hand.
2:00:17 watching this again i can really see martin campbells direction of the fights finding their way into casino royale as well
2:03:33 again what did they fill that dish with? gasoline
2:05:43 "never mind that we just killed a lot of people, lets go have sex"
2:06:30 holy shit what a bad ending credits song
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