So here it is, the worst named Bond film in the entire franchises history. I don't think I have ever made it through this film. I always fall asleep and I don't know whether that's my fault or the films. This time I will stay awake though and endure.
1:00 is that suppose to be Castro?
1:16 also what kind of horse exhibition is at a air force base with all THE LOUD JETS.
2:47 ah the classic judo chop never believable
4:03 why the hell were they wearing parachutes on the ground? fear of height i guess
5:11 is that the jet in your trailer or are you just happy to see me?
6:20 all this is missing is wile e coyote actually riding the rocket
6:37 that's bad ass though, you can't argue that
7:10 really he used up all the fuel? i bet Q didn't fill it up on purpose just to be a dick
8:08 WOMAN ARE NOT FOR TOSSING!
8:45 bad song + bad opening sequence = boring
9:45 AGAIN WOMEN ARE NOT FOR TOSSING!!
10:49 sweet! clown death. that always get's people in a better mood
11:52 wow that guy is a fast runner
12:25 oh there's two of them. twins that throw knives. how symetrical of them
13:27 it's a double decker bus so we must be in london
13:50 moneypenny and bond should retire together
14:40 one day i want bond to walk in and not know what the fuck he's just been handed.
16:13 i really enjoy the different conference rooms the bond franchise has been able to poop out over the years.
16;50 ah the new russian bad guy. such assholes. at least the last russian bad guy was getting laid all the time
18:16 why is he walking like that? is he a robot?
19:13 and he pouts in a corner. "now go sit in the corner young man"
21:20 i have never seen an actual thrilling auction scene. someone has to be able to do it?
22:34 of course bond bids with no fucking money
22:55 this is bond at his best. he's just being a asshole in the most badass way
24:18 why is everyone pissed that bond bid on the egg. he fucking lost. no fucking harm
26:21 so the bond song exists in the bond universe??
26:41 bond could you at least try to blend in instead of wearing a bright colored clean suit
27:24 i like bond's contact here. he's just a dude hanging out
28:00 oh look it's another hot chick convention!
28:40 fuck i have to poop. i'll be back
29:30 backgammon really?
31:52 i am really bored with this scene. i know he's cheating. i know bond knows he's cheating. and i know bond is going to win
33:07 why are you threatening him? you just got caught cheating
33:31 great another henchmen that likes to crush things. we don't have a bunch of those already
35:10 fucking ninjas in training man. they haven't taken the sublty class yet
36:00 ummmmmmmm.....no
36:17 what kind of gun is tat. elmor fund wouldn't be caught dead with a gun like that
37:02 "hey can we shove some more indian cliches into this. that would be great"
37:49 why are they quipping so hard in this scene. this is life and death seriously stop it
38:57 and all of Q branch is out there for some reason. kind of a waste of resources
41:00 a little behind the times bond. dick tracy had one of those years ago
41:17 looks like bond is auditioning for MTV's camera crew
42:27 to bad she'll try to kill you as well.
43:17 i really don't buy her as a scrapbooker. i don't know i guess it's just intuition
43:50 again he is way to old for her. it's like she's fucking her father's older brother
44:42 ugh i can only take so much of this
44:53 thank god Mr. Mckillinson is here
46:40 this feels very slave laborish to me
47:35 i'm beginning to realize why i always fall asleep in this film. the pace is glacial
49:47 Q over the years has gotten madder and madder at point. he makes all his gadgets super annoying now.
51:38 another unnecasarily long dining table.
52:27 you guys are discussing truth serums and yet bond is still eating the food
53:00 was the food joke really necassary
53:44 and bond makes his escape in minutes. nice try guys
56:22 that's right folks three full minutes of bond just sneaking around not getting anything accomplished
56:44 in retrospect that last post was dickish
58:48 ah communists you just like to smash things
59:00 oh look it's the body closet
1:00:47 "never mind the live man in the body. i'm still dead"
1:01:30 really you guys dumb the body right outside. that seems unhealthy
1:01:51 really they're just going t hunt him dangerous game style? at least that's a step above most bond villains
1:03:20 and then an elephant steps on his back crushing him. end of movie
1:04:33 ummmmmmm....no
1:05:05 seriously are we trying to throw every animal that we can at bond right now. even in india this is kind of crazy
1:06:25 so no one is going to point out the stupid name that is ocopussy
1:06:50 fuck you movie fuck you
1:07:04 hot girl convention '83
1:08:10 "but your dead. i saw scaramanga shoot you"
1:09:50 that chick must have been from the dr suess section of the hot girl convention
1:10:40 someone is jealous
1:10"50 that's a horrible nickname. and from your father? creepy
1:12:26 so saw yo-yo. nobody told my jigsaw was in this film
1:12:47 hi Q i guess you're fishing then for no reason
1:13:13 this chich really likes octopus's
1:14:42 what exactly is she proposing here.
1:14:56 and now she's pissed. fucking bi-polar
1:15:35 bond the tongue doesnt' belong in her esophagus
1:15:54 and bond solves the situation with sex. asshole
1:16:43 fuck man. he was cool.
1:18:12 this is a really ineffective tool. he always has to be above them to use it. single floor building must be his bane
1:19:13 the octopus is just chillin
1:19:43 LOL THE OCTOPUS IS HUMPING THAT DUDES FACE
1:20:58 i'm actually sad here i really did like that dude
1:22:28 JESUS CHRIST! i completely understand why people are afraid of clowns
1:25:05 i guess i'm not a circus fan. wrap it around some story and i'm in but just the acts in themselves don't impress me
1:26;48 so they want the jewels to invade west germany??
1:30:48 so these knife throwing twins just wanted to be evil one day i guess. i wish i got more henchmen backstory's
1:32:48 and this is why everyone knows who bond is. he just fucking tells everyone
1:34:33 wow this is the first time i think i've ever seen bond ppk run out of bullets
1:36:38 GET OUT OF THE WATER! IT'S RAINING CARS!
1:38:04 I do like the fact that they are showing that not all communists are not evil assholes
1:40:07 at no point in time should james bond be in a gorilla suit. fuck you movie fuck you
1:41:35 finally a "top of train" fight. this is bonds first
1:43:40 dude stop swinging. stabbing motions. stabbing motions
1:45:17 dude if your that good at throwing knives just put on in the back of his skull. at this point i don't know whether bond is lucky or he goes up against the most incompetant poeple
1:46:45 wow assholes. i wish bond had a gun. he could just shoot them there and then. no one would ever know
1:48:13 sometimes a super spy just can't get a break
1:48:26 well that's what you get for leaving your keys in the car bitch
1:50:33 americans are so easily amused!
1:52:46 clown bond. that's just what we fucking need
1:54:25 fucking clowns always in the way of a nuclear deactivation
1:55:36 pussy bitch is pissed. she's going to fuck up some fools
1:56:54 GOGO GYPSY GIRL ARMY!
1:57:34 it was a sad day for men with boners. we will never forget
1:58:58 "i sense disturbance in the force"
1:59:45 i wonder if that's james bond in the gaint ass british flag hot air balloon
2:00:10 this has to be the lamest fight ever. fucking circus gyspy women assassins
2:01:12 fucking cool!!
2:02:23 Q is pimp!
2:03:25 wow this is some great stunt work here
2:04:40 and he still does it? what is this guy getting paid!? holy fuck
2:05:26 no seriously this is perhaps some of the best stunt work i have ever seen outside of some martial arts films
2:07:23 yeah i was about to say when did bond hurt himself?
Well that's it. bad movie but great stunt work
